Jihawg Ammo Makes Pork Infused Ammunition

An Idaho-based company called Jihawg Ammo makes pork infused ammunition to deter would be jihadi. The idea behind the bullets is that they will ruin the purity of anyone hit by the bullet, and according to widespread Muslim belief will make you incapable of entering heaven. Since coming into contact with pork or anything else that is considered haraam requires a Muslim to go through a cleaning ritual before they can be considered pure again, and this should kill them before they would have time to perform such rituals.

Jihawg Ammo Makes Pork Infused Ammunition

This type of endeavor may be aimed at making a quick profit, in addition to simply providing a peace-of-mind to those who buy the ammo. Since the point of a Jihad attack is to die a martyr for your holy beliefs, this ammunition provides a counter measure to said customs. In this case, if a would-be jihadi was attempting to attack you and you shot them, you would be denying them entrance into Paradise after their death. They would no longer be able to enjoy eternal peace after their death.
While this ammunition seems to be effective against the magical beliefs of Muslims, it will probably have no other ill effects against anyone else who washed down a Shake n’ Baked pork chop the night before with a tall, cool Budweiser. It’s not as if the pork content of the bullet will have a poisoning effect on any unlucky recipient. The pork content is infused in the bullets by painting the tips of each round with a porkified paint. There is probably no risk of accidentally getting salmonella poisoning from handling these rounds.
Currently Jihawg makes their specialty ammo in .223 (5.56mm), 9mm, .308, .40, and .45 calibers. These popular ammo choices should give any would-be showstopper their choice of weapon for dispatching hate from the face of the Earth. Though it is like fighting hate with hate, so to speak.  The company does advertise that these specialty rounds are for self-defense and for deterrence only, and does not advocate the purchase of these rounds for malicious use against anyone. Legal disclaimers like that might be great at covering your butt, but Muslims who find out about these bullets are sure to be upset about the intent behind them.
In addition to just buying these bullets, you can also buy targets to practice your aim on, which come in the image of a pig dressed as a Muslim toting around various weapons like RPGs, AK-47s, and Scimitars. These practice targets are also emblazoned with slogans such as “Put some Ham in MoHAMmed!”, which clearly help distance the company further from their claims that his ammunition is clearly not for any other purpose than self defense.
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