The Chinese company Boss Noodles wants you to know something very important: Energy Noodles are totally legal. The Energy Noodles commercial, presented below, may not convince you of the legality, but it just might convince you to give the noodles a try.
They also want you to know that their noodles will give you a testosterone burst that will make you “faster than a Ferrari!”
The release with the Energy Noodles commercial, the almost-certifiably strangest commercial ever, states (verbatim with no editing):
Hello mate, you want to ride faster? Are you powerless?
Want to be faster than lance strong? Be fast and use Energy Noodles!
Want to be faster than lance strong? Be fast and use Energy Noodles!
0.0 nutrirition male hormons are more powerful than chock norris
secret injection total legal then you can be faster than a Ferrari!
Your male testosterone will be faster than a rocket
Use it like a professional and you will get a Mega Bonus!
ENERGY NOODLES GIVES YOU CLEAN VIRGIN PEE!!
From the manufacturers of Boss Noodles, Do Ping Province China,
Energy Noodles promises to deliver totally legal competitive advantage with rock-hard side effects.
Energy Noodles promises to deliver totally legal competitive advantage with rock-hard side effects.
With that said, take a look at the Energy Noodles commercial to see if this product is right for your… uh… lifestyle. Remember, Energy Noodles are totally legal!!
